I was asked to provide instruction,
told it didn’t matter on what;
this assignment was posed to me with the assumption
obvious that I am expert in something, anything
and it occurs to me that I am not.

Would it be useful if I were to explain to you
how I came to this conclusion? I think I can do that.
My father used tell me he would much rather
employ a clever lazy man
than an energetic numbskull. Given the choice.

We used to like to argue these hypotheticals…